This is the As easy as you want it. discussion thread. Please post any questions below.

I believe in the sliding scale of attraction.  A scale, I might add, that offend the hell out of my wife.

Simply put, the less I've had to work for it, the less attractive they've had to be.  This leaves out the the explicit bits and deeper explanations that would get get me in heaping big trouble given that this board is generally PG.  Maybe PG-13, with the exception of the Barbie thread.  Which I took to a dark, dark place.