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  Quote jalmquist Replybullet Topic: Ouch!
    Posted: 24 Aug 2015 at 1:53pm
Lot's of carnage in this short clip.  Keep a close eye out for the kayak launching up out of the base of the falls at about the 2:15 mark.  WTF?!   

http://unofficialnetworks.com/2015/08/must-watch-absolute-kayaking-carnage-boater-beater-bitch

  
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  Quote megspk Replybullet Posted: 24 Aug 2015 at 2:53pm
Ok that video made my face hurt.  I'm fairly certain that 2:15 mark is local boater Jeremy Bisson getting ejected from his boat......
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  Quote huckin harms Replybullet Posted: 25 Aug 2015 at 8:18am
Several PacNW boaters made the cut for that edit... like the hand that reaches from the depths of MeatLocker- totally METAL!!! Thanks for sharing John!
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  Quote joshcrossman Replybullet Posted: 25 Aug 2015 at 1:24pm
Sick edit.   l literally was wincing watching that.   The creeker laying out the play boater at 2:36 was just brutal.

It was Jordy Searle getting stuffed in the under cut at 2:56 was from WWGP III which runs for like 2 or 3 minutes. I use that video to educate my kids on the power of water.   That video will give you nightmares-- three guys pulling on him, rope, and he still gets pulled through the undercut in slow motion.   He eventually comes up the other side and was OK, but that was brutal. See it at the 23:05 mark https://vimeo.com/groups/212906/videos/62334831
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  Quote tiziak Replybullet Posted: 25 Aug 2015 at 1:36pm
Sick is as sick does.

You gotta take your licks folks.
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  Quote megspk Replybullet Posted: 25 Aug 2015 at 1:43pm
If you aren't bleeding by the end of the day....you aren't kayaking.......well that was my mantra for rock climbing, but I suppose it works for boating too :)
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  Quote water wacko Replybullet Posted: 26 Aug 2015 at 8:34am
If you make it to the take out with all your sh*t you aren't paddling hard enough sh*t.
 
If you don't hike to the road before the take out, you aren't really giv'ner.

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  Quote water wacko Replybullet Posted: 26 Aug 2015 at 9:21am
Pro throw by DP in there. I was there that day and the recipient was appreciative with the presentation. ...from the other side of the river, full rope deployment landing on the numbers. So gangster.
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  Quote tiziak Replybullet Posted: 26 Aug 2015 at 9:50am
Rob didn't even need it. There are quite a few Seattle clips in there. Beaters gotta beater!

I like the Mrs. Robinson hole ride swap the best.
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  Quote James Replybullet Posted: 26 Aug 2015 at 11:32am
This is a prime recruiting video for getting new boaters into the sport. Thanks for sharing, I need to go change some diapers now... mine included.
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