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  Quote SOPBOATER Replybullet Topic: Elkhorn
    Posted: 24 Jan 2010 at 1:23am
If anybody wants to tempt me to skip school Monday for an elkhorn run.  Let me know i would be into being irresponsible with a mild coaxing.
 
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  Quote water wacko Replybullet Posted: 24 Jan 2010 at 8:27am
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  Quote tiziak Replybullet Posted: 24 Jan 2010 at 7:30pm
What about all the thousands of dollars?!?!
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  Quote water wacko Replybullet Posted: 24 Jan 2010 at 8:02pm
Damn, I have to work.
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  Quote SOPBOATER Replybullet Posted: 24 Jan 2010 at 10:11pm
Yeah I am pullin the plug on this.  I really should be responsible. 
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  Quote jP Replybullet Posted: 25 Jan 2010 at 9:44am
Yeah, we should all be responsible.
1.) I really have work to do today as well

But maybe more to the point:
2.) I'm Physically and Mentally wiped out after a harrowing Sunday EPIC (like- a real Epic. Not some casual slang being used here.) That's the teaser. Someone else in my party can spill the beans as they feel like it. Suffice to say this is one lengthy T.R. that folks with attention spans may find to be an informative read.

Stay Tuned for more.


whoa! rising to the surface suddenly is a vague memory of a dream I must've had within the last few days: I dreamt I was soloing apparently on Elhorn. I remember in the dream I was approaching the first walled up class V in there... weird. I totally didn't remember it on a conscious level until now.
  That's not where my EPIC occurred, although it wasn't far from that drainage...
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  Quote water wacko Replybullet Posted: 25 Jan 2010 at 10:09am
Hopefully it wasn't at the portage on Jeffy...
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  Quote James Replybullet Posted: 25 Jan 2010 at 10:47am
There's a portage on Jeffy now?

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  Quote jP Replybullet Posted: 25 Jan 2010 at 12:12pm
well, depends on who you are and how you feel.

But no, Jeffrey woulda been a bit too low for me. This Epic Yardsale occurred on another river nearby...

At least I got most of my gear back.

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  Quote franzhorner Replybullet Posted: 25 Jan 2010 at 3:03pm
I'm guessing  that these brave boys went after the Upper Upper Hamma Hamma....is it true???!!!

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  Quote SOPBOATER Replybullet Posted: 25 Jan 2010 at 3:04pm
The South Fork has been dealin' up some ass beatings these days.
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  Quote tiziak Replybullet Posted: 25 Jan 2010 at 3:09pm
Man, I think I missed out. Snowboarding was fun, but we all know I love a god beatdown!
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  Quote tiziak Replybullet Posted: 25 Jan 2010 at 3:10pm
Good beatdown.

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  Quote STLboater Replybullet Posted: 25 Jan 2010 at 3:13pm
Dan, I think that was a sign from good
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  Quote tiziak Replybullet Posted: 25 Jan 2010 at 3:26pm
hahaha! true, but whats the worst that could happen...? 
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  Quote James Replybullet Posted: 26 Jan 2010 at 10:39am
Go over to the PPages area and read the Trip Report. (Listed as Yardsale today!)

It's an epic read. I just finished it. Glad everyone is ok, and it's amazing that only those few items were lost to the Skok. I have taken off that run in the Dark quite a few times so Kudo's for keeping that movement & pace. - Oh and PS I did not name dem rapids, Big Momma Jomma is the entrance rapid and that name is out of the Bennett Book or from Hoover. Speaking of Skok trips that went wrong... I have seen a few epics in there myself.

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  Quote water wacko Replybullet Posted: 26 Jan 2010 at 10:45am
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  Quote water wacko Replybullet Posted: 26 Jan 2010 at 11:05am
Wow, JP, great write-up. Nice job to all you guys for getting outta there and keeping it together. I've heard a couple stories about that run, too.
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  Quote ThrowYaMittsUp Replybullet Posted: 26 Jan 2010 at 1:29pm
Word up! That was one hell of a day that I will never forget. I feel fortunate to have only lost my shoes and rope and for the fact that I can look back on this experience in a positive light and learn as much as passable from it.  
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  Quote ThrowYaMittsUp Replybullet Posted: 26 Jan 2010 at 1:43pm
possibility 
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  Quote ThrowYaMittsUp Replybullet Posted: 26 Jan 2010 at 1:44pm
Jeeesus! 

Y'ins know what I meant. 
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  Quote jP Replybullet Posted: 26 Jan 2010 at 1:46pm
YEEE HAWW!!
 
I finally recovered my normal energy level after waking up this morning, 36 hours or so later. Yup. I think I stated it in the T.R. "Bad Mambe Jamba" is a worthy name. I just spell it like they sing it in the song "She's a Bad Mamba Jamba" . Although my experience was more like Death Metal than funk.
 
Brian swam ABOVE "Bobbing For Butler"
 
High Five, Pernick! You and I managed to swim the majority of the whole run as members of the Newly Fomed "S. Frk Skokomish Swim Team"-- Let's disband the team now, o.k.?
 
 
 
 
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  Quote PowWrangler Replybullet Posted: 26 Jan 2010 at 2:26pm

Sounds like this run has some sticky ones on it, look forward to reading your TR when I have more time JP.

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  Quote Kyle K Replybullet Posted: 26 Jan 2010 at 9:24pm
Hey JP,
 
Great trip report. Thanks for being so self effacing and allowing us to read through it, including the mistakes. It takes a big person to admit mistakes... Which brings me to two, one of which was mine on another trip:
 
But first, about your trip: Sounds like a couple of breakdown paddles would have been appropriate for this trip. As a gentle reminder to all: When paddling (harder) rivers away from roads, take a breakdown.
 
Now, for my "I know better than that!" moment: A few weeks ago I was on the Middle Middle... Yeah, I know, the MM. I was putting on with a strong crew of four and decided to wear my play vest instead of my rescue vest. I didn't take a throw bag either. I figured, with this crew, if anyone was going to get in trouble it was going to be me! As it turns out, another group joined us, a group that included some boaters that were just gettting their MM chops up to speed. One of them swam in the lead in drops to House Rock. She and her boat both ended up on the right side but I chased her paddle down HR 1 and ended up on the left side between the HR drops. I was in a play boat, no tether on my pfd, and no rope/webbing of any kind to make one. I tried to ferry across using both paddles and flipped. I rolled up and eddied out again on RL but realized I probably couldn't get across the current with both paddles. I got the attention of one to the boaters on RR (where swimmer and boat were) who had a tether and they ferried over and got the paddle, clipped it on and returned it to the swimmer. All ended well and no one was in that much danger but it did remind me: If you have safety gear and you know how to use it, BRING IT! From now on my play vest is for road side runs and park'n'play only.
 
Again, thanks for the great TR! You rock, mister!
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  Quote jP Replybullet Posted: 27 Jan 2010 at 2:22pm
Thanks for your feedback, Kyle.
I posted it in all it's excruciating detail because I figured it would be entertaining, informative, or both. I also want it to stand on its own a s awork of writing. Hopefully it does.
 
But -yeah, I didn't even include the lack of a breakdown as an oversite, but you are right about that. I don't own onw and would love to scrape up the cash for one. It's somehting I've been thinking about but postponing. I DO have a pair of hand paddles now. And I think I'm goig to cultivate some skill with them. They are much lighter and less bulky and people run all sorts of crazy sh*t in them.
 
I don't care if people percieve my skill level as less than it really is in this case. I've been at this game long enough to know where I stand. My relationship with the river is what it is. Therefore I'm not insecure about admitting my faults-character flaws, or mistakes in my actions. I'm such a geek about paddling these days that I really got a lot of enjoyment out of analying the events after the fact!
 
It's a thin membrane we opperate in and we often don't fully understand how vulnerable it is to being ruptured until it happens. That's why seemingly trivial details like the ones I wrote about and the ones you mentioned from your trip, really could shift the nature of a trip, and flip reality upside down.
 
What i'm most stoked about though, was my discovery about using my whole body as a kayak, once I was reunited with my paddle. It became a really playful moment. I'm really encouraged now to become less dependent on a paddle or a boat. To be able to do without either one.
 
Next summer when we get warm temps and medium low flows on the Sky, I intend to do some more "boatless" kayaking, "swimming" down the Sky with a kayak paddle. Sooner, I intend to get more practice with my handpaddles-took them to the pool the other night and had a blast!
 
 
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