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Robe Race 2010
Posted by: James on 3/25/2010



Details Copied From: http://therangelife.blogspot.com/2010/04/in-twenty-ten-we-try-again.html

Discussion Thread here: http://www.professorpaddle.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=9394&PID=49071#49071

Last year, Mother Nature didn't comply with the organizing & oversight committee's request for mellow flows, & the race had to be canceled. This year we're feeling lucky .. & a bit better prepared with a 3-weekend window for the race. So let's get it on.

This year we're targeting the last weekend of April. The flow window will reside somewhere between 4.9 & 6.0. If flows are unacceptable, we'll hold the race the following weekend, & ditto that the following weekend. So, the weekend of April 23rd is first choice, May 1st & May 8th will be the backups. And if in that 3-weekend period we can't pull it off, I'll be over it.

At minimum, what I need to make this happen:

Timekeepers: 2 volunteers to hike trail to start line & stage the starting line

Timekeepers: 2 volunteers to hike trail to finish line to meticulously record finish line times

Racers: 5 teams of 2 racers willing to race at given flow (all racers must have throwbag to race)

Ideally, we'd have some safety boaters at a couple places throughout the canyon, & some spectators to hold bags (& cameras & cowbells) around Tunnel & Sunshine are always welcome .. but the race is contingent upon neither of these. Again, all we really need to pull the race off this year is 2 timekeepers up top, 2 at the bottom, & 5 teams ready to rumble.

The Prizes:

The Winners Robes with custom race embroidery (designed by my brother) will be on the line. Rob McKibbon ("Old Man River"?) & Ben Hawthorne will be aggressively defending the title & the right to have their names added to the sleeves a second time.

For the team that finishes D.F.L., there is the traditional Robe Gnome that will be passed to its new keepers (we hope).
We'll have a party afterward & I'll provide a bunch of beer. Last year, we had a bbq planned with lots of food. That may happen again. At the party we'll have an independent panel of experts crunch the numbers & crown the victors. We will also "pass the hat" & try to raise a bit of cheddar for our pal Effigy -- who many of you know well -- who traveled all the way from Southern OR to race in the inaugural event .. but who is now bound to a wheelchair & facing a pile of medical & rehab bills. Everything about this race is free & grassroots, fools, so please have it in your hearts to dip into your pockets & help out a friend in need.

You want to be a volunteer? Awesome! Get in touch with me or post in the comments. Got a race partner? Aye, que bueno. Let me know asap. Post your team in the comments section or send me an email. We'd love to see some of our downstate, east side, OR & BC friends come out for this. Any forum-hounds, please feel free to cross-post & get the word out on your favorite forum if you want.

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