Leifisms ???
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Topic: Leifisms ???
Posted By: Tobin
Subject: Leifisms ???
Date Posted: 06 May 2007 at 10:29pm
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A few quotes from my friend Leif this weekend.... 1. I love warm wood!!!
![]("http://www.professorpaddle.com/forum/smileys/smiley13.gif") 2. I am not reaaly a fan of bush ???
![]("http://www.professorpaddle.com/forum/smileys/smiley5.gif") It is possible that I may have taken them out of context, however, I think his elitist republican ways should make him stand up to higher scrutiny than the downtrodden democrats of the world.
Leif,, say somehting meaningful!!!! ------------- Sure? |
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Posted By: Hydro
Date Posted: 07 May 2007 at 9:16am
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That's right, folks. PP has its own new game show host.... Heeeeere's Leif, Host of "Say Something Meaningful" We invite all paddlers who have had the inspiring benefit of discussing issues of social, political, culinary, fashion & gay rights importance, to share their experiences. And as I said this weekend, if Leif didn't lay it all on the table, then we wouldn't have this opportunity to swing the laugh axe! 3. Not all Republicans are pedophiles!! 4. I'm in between girlfriends :) |
Posted By: tradguy2
Date Posted: 07 May 2007 at 9:47am
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Originally posted by Hydro 4. I'm in between girlfriends :) ![]("http://www.professorpaddle.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif")
Too many places to go with this one. ------------- ... preparing for a river beating! |
Posted By: Hydro
Date Posted: 07 May 2007 at 9:50am
5. I know how to pronounce French words. ![]("smileys/smiley5.gif")
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Posted By: Tobin
Date Posted: 07 May 2007 at 1:11pm
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6. Its the liberals that are ruining the economy!! ------------- Sure? |
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Posted By: dave
Date Posted: 07 May 2007 at 1:44pm
#7. ![]("http://el.lawroom.com/download/banghead.gif")
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Posted By: dave
Date Posted: 07 May 2007 at 9:48pm
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Thanks James, I couldnt figure out how to do that!
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Posted By: Chuck e fresh
Date Posted: 10 May 2007 at 9:08am
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Don't make me Jest your ass!!!! ------------- There's no such word as can't!so stop making excuses!!!! |
Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2007 at 4:17pm
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I'm bringing the thread back. It's fully deserved. This is coming from real-time, he said this about two minutes ago.
"Salt water makes me throw up."
LOL. ------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2007 at 5:18pm
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What fun is kayaking if you can't fully rank on the people you know. Yes!!! I'm the magic sparkle horse! Dude. Will. You suck. ------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: spilly
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2007 at 5:34pm
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"I ..... wants .... a ...... load,..... Scott."
Typed by Leif today. I didn't even change the order. ------------- Sarah |
Posted By: erikSANDSTROM
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2007 at 5:36pm
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Man, sarah is sick. A load from Scott?
------------- This river don't go to Aintry. You done taken a wrong turn. |
Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2007 at 5:38pm
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Which Scott was he referring to?
------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2007 at 5:44pm
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Ah. I get it. NICE one Sarah!
------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: water wacko
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2007 at 7:52am
ha ha ![]("smileys/smiley32.gif") ------------- "Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive." ~Howard Thurman |
Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2007 at 11:21am
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Originally posted by water wacko
ha ha ![]("http://professorpaddle.com/forum/smileys/smiley7.gif") Will tattled on you.Very funny. ------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: Otter Boy
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 8:16am
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I have to jump in with a Libertarian (or maybe just libertine) perspective. Whatever people want to do out there on the Tieton is cool as long as everyone is of age and gives informed consent. Personally it's not my thing, but if ya'll are after some Leif-love then go for it.
-OB
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Posted By: RemAcct2
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 9:49am
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You know, you walk into SRK, minding your own business, on a nice Saturday to buy some 1/2" foam, and this thread ends up getting re-activated.
By the way - Bryan - how was Squamish. I was pondering boating on Sunday, but ended up staying home the whole weekend. ------------- |
Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 10:44am
![]("smileys/smiley4.gif") ------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: Tobin
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 10:50am
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Leif, you never are just "minding your own buisness" and this thread is way to fun to die!!!
# ? " I don't know why people drove drunk, instead of with me" ------------- Sure? |
Posted By: Tobin
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 10:54am
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#9 : but possibly not the best place to hook up the first night."
I see a trend! ![]("smileys/smiley36.gif") ------------- Sure? |
Posted By: Tobin
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 10:58am
#10 (James: note the propper use of the apostrophe). ![]("smileys/smiley13.gif") ------------- Sure? |
Posted By: James
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 10:58am
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Those People must have not been to drunk, sounds like they were still using pretty good reason!!!!!
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Posted By: erikSANDSTROM
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 3:02pm
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Leif is a good sport for putting up with this thread.
"Beavis, He said "wood," huh-huh." "Yea, wood. Heh, heh heh." ------------- This river don't go to Aintry. You done taken a wrong turn. |
Posted By: justin
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 3:22pm
| I think a better thread would be "chuck e fresh isms" since his post are the hardest to understand. |
Posted By: Hydro
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 3:24pm
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Good sport!? I'm just gonna keep my head low, if the anti-canuck precedent gets re-ignited here against us all. |
Posted By: RemAcct2
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 4:35pm
I don't want to hear anyting from anyone who carries a swedish passport and can't make their mind up on their political affiliation...
![]("http://professorpaddle.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif") ------------- |
Posted By: Moon
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 4:59pm
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Hydro doesn't get sick on salt water and he too knows how to use apostrophes. Combine that with the fact that not only is he not between girlfriends, he's getting married this weekend!!...... Who cares if he likes "The W. Bush".... he's got a great one for the rest one for the rest of his life ![]("smileys/smiley42.gif") Given some of the "quotations" I've read, his may be a tough act to follow.... |
Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 5:07pm
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Wow! Give the dude a break!
------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: Moon
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 5:18pm
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Just defending, and razzing, a seemingly indecisive friend as he makes a decision about the important things. |
Posted By: workskipper
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 5:58pm
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Me thinkum you indians need to listen to Chief Wampum and GET A LIFE! ------------- I would never dream of skipping work to boat! |
Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 6:01pm
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Originally posted by Moon Just defending, and razzing, a seemingly indecisive friend as he makes a decision about the important things. Figures. ------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: erikSANDSTROM
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 10:14pm
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I hope the drama continues, it cracks me up. ------------- This river don't go to Aintry. You done taken a wrong turn. |
Posted By: Tobin
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2007 at 7:05am
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A few quotes from my friend Leif this weekend....
I just wanted to point out the beginning of this thread. my friend Leif, I know everyone says funny stuff now and then, his just seem to be the best.
All in good fun, with not a bad feeling for out stork like friend.
#11 That Tobin is a very handsome man !! ( Or something like that ) ------------- Sure? |
Posted By: SupaSta
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2007 at 4:36pm
Oh man, did you guys give him beer? ![]("http://www.professorpaddle.com/forum/smileys/smiley7.gif")
There's a reason why Leif doesn't drink. He's got horrible beer goggles. ------------- Life is short, paddle hard! |
Posted By: Tobin
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2007 at 8:04pm
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Leif doesn't drink, maybe I was the drunk one??? I am sure he said that? ------------- Sure? |
Posted By: Megan
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2007 at 8:50pm
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I can't recall ever seeing Tobin drunk....
------------- Yeah, my boat is pink, it's okay to be jealous. |
Posted By: Megan
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2007 at 8:51pm
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Well, in less you count falling down drunk
------------- Yeah, my boat is pink, it's okay to be jealous. |
Posted By: Megan
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2007 at 8:52pm
My favorite Leif-isms are: "Time to take the kids to the pool" or "Gotta take the browns to the super bowl" ![]("smileys/smiley17.gif")
------------- Yeah, my boat is pink, it's okay to be jealous. |
Posted By: Tobin
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2007 at 8:56pm
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There will be "No" poop Leifisms in this thread, there is not enough storage space on the web for those. I mean I was trying to keep it clean!!
------------- Sure? |
Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2007 at 8:58pm
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Megan. Those are your least favorite. I hope? ------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: Megan
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2007 at 9:02pm
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Apologies, those are the "most memorable" and Tobin you never specified!!
------------- Yeah, my boat is pink, it's okay to be jealous. |
Posted By: Tobin
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2007 at 9:06pm
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When Leif gets on a "poop" tear, everyone turns an eye to the sky, so lets do the same here.
I have thousands of Leifshitisms in my head. I really don;t wanna recapp them ![]("http://www.professorpaddle.com/forum/smileys/smiley18.gif") ------------- Sure? |
Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2007 at 9:09pm
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I like that. Leifshitisms.
------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2007 at 10:46am
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------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: Chuck e fresh
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2007 at 12:26pm
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How come leif hasn't posted on this thread ? I think you guy's are just making this up. May leif be with you ! ------------- There's no such word as can't!so stop making excuses!!!! |
Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2007 at 3:10pm
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He doesn't get to.
------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: dave
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2007 at 3:51pm
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Poor Lief........
------------- Nomad |
Posted By: Tobin
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2007 at 4:01pm
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Originally posted by dave
Poor Lief........ Umm yeah,, cuz I drive a Lexus
![]("http://www.professorpaddle.com/forum/smileys/smiley35.gif") I believe that Lief won't lower himself to the juvinile standards exhibited by the person that started this thread? He is after all a Republican and an unstanding member of his church.
For him to belittle himself and acknowledge the very exhistance of a childish, Leif depricating thread such as this, would require a GALLION OF WHOLE MILk, baby!!!
#(don't fing remember), "I hope there is nothing funny in my truck when I cross the border..."
God I hope they don't find the cleaning supplies ![]("http://www.professorpaddle.com/forum/smileys/smiley40.gif") Whats the jail time for the RCMP finding Simple Green?? ------------- Sure? |
Posted By: ashleygoesdisco
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2007 at 10:39pm
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Life would have sucked for King Chili if they could search on the Idaho border.... Whole milk? Dude, its all about the f-ing cream! ------------- Ashley Duffus Well behaved women rarely make history. www.naiyadays.blogspot.com |
Posted By: Chuck e fresh
Date Posted: 28 Sep 2007 at 1:35am
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funny ------------- There's no such word as can't!so stop making excuses!!!! |
Posted By: Tobin
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2007 at 3:24pm
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It's not a Leifism, but it is notable!!
Meganism #1: " I think this bottle is smaller than the last one"
Love ya Megan ![]("http://www.professorpaddle.com/forum/smileys/smiley20.gif") ------------- Sure? |
Posted By: Hydro
Date Posted: 05 Oct 2007 at 4:15pm
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Originally posted by leifkirchoff I don't want to hear anyting from anyone who carries a swedish passport and can't make their mind up on their political affiliation... No lack of clarity on my end Mr. Leaf! But I do understand how you would be threatened by someone who has actually seen something of the world. I mean, how else can you continue to bash everyone if you lose your fear...? It's amazing how perspectives can grow when you're not blindly and belligerently following the dogma and doctrine of a bunch of fat, greedy, unethical, white POS'. You should try it sometime. It could even lead you to re-formulate classics, such as: "I don't have a problem with gays, they just shouldn't be allowed to marry and be recognized as such by the government" OK - back to poop quotes... ![]("smileys/smiley11.gif") |
Posted By: RemAcct2
Date Posted: 05 Oct 2007 at 4:21pm
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Well, John, good of you to chime in. I know you were getting married or something, but seriously, ever heard the saying "a day late and a dollar short"? I am just kidding. Honestly, though - if you ride with me boating or skiing this season, you have seriously got to stop referring to our current president as "my guy". ------------- |