Fortunately I dont live in a corn field or anywhere near Ohio:) I'm actually coming out from Minnesota. And yes we do have whitewater here but our season is just short as fu*k! So I'm stoked to get some padlding in while I'm out there! I considered Aquasports but if I have to rent would prefer to drive to Kayak Shed since their rental prices are very reasonable.
Ideally I'd still like to find a cheaper/easier way than heading out to Hood River area just for a boat. For yak sizes I'm currently paddling a Villain S and love it. Much more volume or length might not be ideal for me. I started creeking in a Mamba 8.0 and a similar high volume river runner would also work great!
I'm also pretty experienced, have a solid roll and a good crew to paddle with so I won't be reckless with your gear and beat it up. Let me know...